I’m fucked up in the head.

Probably because I haven’t been in that bed.

I got pulled over by the cops.

I didn’t really think a lot.

My dumbass got me and my friend in trouble.

I am always high and happy.

But when everyone else needs you.

My life turned to rubble.

I crashed my car.

Didn’t go far.

At least I moved almost a pound.

Saw all the greatest sights in town.

Walked around in glory.

Little did I know, The helicopter was adoring,

My face and his thinking were the criminals.

You really think we have pounds of meth?

Nah, I only go medicinal.

You took our shit,

I want it back,

Think I’mma quit smoking weed?

Yeah, Well fuck you, and fuck that.

No one needs me, 

I’m crazy as can be,

I took a nap an hour ago forgetting I had to pee.

So now that I’m piss covered and going to court.

Why don’t I just do whatever the fuck I want?

It’s summer of course.

I got a huge fine to pay.

But I got it covered working at Fareway.

Then I’ll have my car, subs and bitches.

At least those are the top 3 things on my wishlist.

I’ll be the greatest, just gotta take it slow.

It’s the 3rd day of summer, that’s how it’ll be told.

I got searched, detained, ticketed , now I’m glad i’m not on my own.

I’ll fix all this shit I promise, and apologize.

Without you , my heads at demise. 

Slowly spinning out of wack,

I got this, I’m ready to attack.

Ouch that knife hurts.

Watch as my blood spurts.

I’m laying on the floor,

looking to see who killed me as they run out the door.

My eyes roll into my head,

I think about what I did,

come back to life then roll over,

my hands wrapped around the knife.

You know I may be good at being kind, polite, and outgoing.

I’m sure as hell not good at this heart shit..
I’ve drove myself insane anyways..
Aren’t you glad we don’t speak?

I used to be so perfect.
Then life started to shake.
I fucked up with you.
I didn’t give you trust.
Now, I’m laying in bed.
Saying these thing in my head.
I miss that feeling you only gave.

I’d like to see how I got tangled up in all these words like I’m conjugated.
Fuck spanish class.
Kailie can think what she wants about my ‘little’ dick.
It’s Caleb Wirth at least it’s getting wet.
I’ll open my mouth,
Your piss will go nowhere
While these words come out,
You hating?
Well at least i’ve got 99 bitches,
I went through and I ate them,
You tryna talk shit on me?
But it’s no news to be,
Unfortunately,
All the problems you say I have,
I don’t see,
Because life is simple,
I don’t need anything
But to wake up to be free,
At least I’m not an ITCH
To the last 3 girls i dated
They all talk shit on you,
And you have no Dad,
Don’t you feel hated?
Come at me with all these hurtful words
I’m the oldest child
Of 3 originals ,
And I’m not the 3rd.
Maybe he’ll be raised the best,
And no flip the bird.
But when your in retirement,
And I’m still the best,
I won’t be angry
when I put you to rest.

All these rumors about me,
All you fuckers belittle and doubt me,
If i wanted to father a child,
I would have been yours first,
But I don’t,
So I nut it,
and quench their thirst.

My mom pops pills,
My dad has 2 other kids to worry about,
My parents love me,
But at least I’m not a dick,
And don’t bring up what your left without.
I don’t make the rules,
i’m not a parent,
But when I am,
My past will be transparent.

You’re right,
Take it from me,
Mr.No-Life,
Cheating on my girl the first night I drink
Who would have thought,
What a Qwinky-Dink
Kissing a girl doesn’t make you a cheater
At least I broke up with her,
Before I went further,
At least people don’t bitch about me being a shitty boyfriend all the time.
1. No girl
2. No crime
Honestly my beds there for me every night
Your an angry person
who smokes cigarettes at his digress
I’ll just sit here and blow trees,
Trying to be friendly never the less,
When you and you friends are out in the cold
You go through your phone
Trying to get ahold of some friends
Who might play pretend
And open there door,
Who is it here at 3AM?
Caleb the whore.
Then I’ll be happily every after
After the fucks I give?
Oh wait none!
Cool so beat me up,
You’ll have tons of fun,
Then when I’lll heal,
i’ll make no big deal.
I’ll keep on keeping on.